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slogans
alcohol ? “use it or abuse it” Almond Joy ? “indescribably delicious” ashtrays ? “nothing works like an ashtray” Bacardi ? “more drinkable than ever” boxer shorts ? “drop your pants & mingle!” Billy Cawfield ? “it’s great to be young & insane” Clearasil ? “be comfortable in your skin” convenience store clerks -- “all this to please the ladies” Corn Nuts ? (original flavor) -- “bigger than guns” (ranch) “take a chance on death” (barbecue) “indescribable! death!” Dodge ? “we question everything” Doug 4 ? “she touched my peppy” Giant Eagle ? “it takes a giant to make life simple” Laura Ingles ? “I take on the world & win” Arnold Jackson ? “what’re you talkin about Willis?” jewelry ? “often shiny” Ned Kirby ? “I was born in apathy.” Little Debbie ? “unwrap a smile” Ryan Lum ? “well, I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” Lycia ? “you need to be beat with the suburban stick” Brian John Mitchell ? “unintentionally cruel” Naya ? “hungry for life thirsty for Naya” New York City ? “we make lousy salsa!” Ted Nugent ? “I don’t advocate violence, I perform it.” pants ? “nothing expresses your tastes for what you like below the waist like pants” Tom Ridge ? “There is no future, there is no opportunity....” Macho Man Randy Savage -- “snap into a slim jim!” Stepman ? “God is good to me all the time, fuck the police” Mr. T ? “I pity the fool!” Tang ? “it’s a kick in a glass” television ? “33% better than real life” Julianna Towns ? “Life is horrible enough.” Underoos ? “underwear is fundawear” US Army ? “be all that you can be” Keith Van Horn ? “Remember, losing’s just like winning with less points.” J.J. Walker ? “dynomite!” yuppies ? “working for corporations
sucks, but I’m trying to change that... from the inside”
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