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candy
reviews
Advil – with the tasty candy coating, it’s hard to eat just one. Almond Joy – holy crap! two in a package containing almonds coconut, chocolate & joy. my new found favorite. Almond M &M’s – maybe it’s just me, but I think the candy coating’s too sweet. Annabelle’s Big Hunk – kind of a harder less sweet Sugar Daddy with peanuts. kind of too large; it would be more appropriate in bite size pieces, but I guess it needs to live up to its name. Baby Ruth – this is a good candy bar featuring peanuts, chocolate, & soy bean oil. no wonder Hawkman eats it. Bit-O-Honey – really sweet, not high on flavor. caramel-esque & too much work to chew. Blo-Pops – two candies for the price of one. I like the blue ones & am scared of people who bite them in half right away. Boston Baked Beans – a peanut with a thin candy coating. good. Brown & Haley Almond Roca – looks like a cat terd, tastes really nice. the official candy of Roxy Carmichael. Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut – maybe it’s just me, but I’d expect more different things in here than raisins & almonds. Candyblox – these are supposed to be easy to build with like Legos, but they don’t really snap together like them though they are as hard. kind of a fruity Sweet Tart with an unfortunate banana yellow. Charleston Chew – precisely messy enough. Chase’s Cherry Mash – This is surprisingly good. It has chocolate & peanuts & cherry nougat & all three flavors are distinct & non-invasive to each other. I think they used alien technology to design this candy. Chick-o-Stick – as good as it is cheap. Peanut butter & coconut in crunchy stick form. Chocolate Chip Cookie Doh Candy – synthetic cookie doh is pure sugar, but it comes with a spoon. Cinn-a-burst – featuring the flavor crystals that make you feel like a babe-magnet. Cry Baby Tears – One of those semi-chalky candies. Like a sour version of Sweet Tarts.. Dental Care – the Baking Soda Gum - not sticky, not tasty. Dots – too gummy of a gumdrop, gets stuck in your teeth. Ducchess Sweet Potatoe Pie – tastes just as yummy as every other fruit pie. Elana Honey Almond – creamy smooth chocolate with a mild almond taste. Farley’s Coconut Stacks – finally, a candy that needs a chaser. Farley’s French Burnt Peanuts – a cross between peanut brittle & rocks. Gardner’s Peanut Butter Meltaway – This smells & tastes like Palmer’s coin candies. No frills & good like childhood. Goldenberg’s Bite Size All Natural Peanut Chews – How is two ounces of candy bite size? This is nasty. It comes with instructions on the back of the wrapper, “Throw Away.” Gummi Bears – I can’t stand the consistency of these things. if you lick the backs you can throw them & stick them to ceilings. in germany they have ones with vitamins. Hershey’s Classic Caramels – pretty high end for the price & not too chewy, a good caramel. Hershey’s Cookies & Cream – good, but if you eat the whole thing it might make you sick. Hershey’s Hugs with Almonds – I like these. they’re even better with those little candy drop mints Juicy Fruit – with the flavor that doesn’t last! Junior Mints – who wouldn’t want a junior mint? King Size Almond Joy – two almonds instead of one on each segment of my favorite candy bar. Kit-Kat – good & crispy, no longer available with the foil & white cardboard. Kit Kat Big Kat – They took one of the segments of a Kit Kat & enlarged it to full candy bar size. Somehow it seems a little more chocolatey. It kind of makes Kit Kat’s less special when the packaging is just like everything else. Lance Pecan Twirls – not too tasty with horribly hard to open packaging. Lemonheads – not as good in real life as in childhood nostalgia. Lemon Warheads – intense for 20 seconds & then, normal candy. Lifesaver Blueberry Vanilla Lollipop – mmm is this good. not too sweet & fun to eat. Lik-m-aid – this just isn’t as much fun as I remember it... maybe because they changed the picture on the outside. sugar isn’t an ingredient somehow. Lindt with hazelnuts – this comes from switzerland & is expensive, but it’s dreamy & too rich to eat in one sitting. Little Debbie Oats & Honey Sunbelt Granola – good stuff in the chewy granola style. nice sweet & keeps you regular. Mars Bar – sure doesn’t taste like it comes from another planet. Marathon Bar – anybody know if they still make this? it’s about a foot long & has stringy caramel & was popular in the late seventies.... Milk n Honey – an italian version of Mary Jane, even more lo-fi & scary than the real thing. it has bees on the wrapper that make it look more like a bug trap than candy. Milky Way – nougat & caramel. nothing like the commercial. Mounds – it’s an Almond Joy without a nut, I need the nut. Nestle Chunky – cool silver vacuum sealed packaging reminiscent of space food that has nuts & raisins inside, but all I taste is chocolate Nestle Treasures Peanut Butter Miniatures – Chocolate treasure chests filled with peanut butter. Similar in taste to those chocolate peanut butter coins wrapped in foil. Nestle Turtle – first off this doesn’t look like a turtle & then it tastes like a moonpie gone bad. Oh Henry! – kind of like a peanut butter cup with a little too much chocolate. I think it’s named after Hank Aaron. One Hundred Grand – hard when cold, doesn’t compare to a Snickers. Palmer Peanut Buddy – cool candy coins available for most holidays. wrapped in foil & filled with flavor & nostalgia. Payday – I expected more of this. it doesn’t give you the caffeine headache, but it doesn’t taste that great anyway. Peanut M & M’s – a perfect meal substitute. Pearson’s Nut Roll – mighty tasty. twinky center with peanuts glued on by caramel. Peppermint Dentyne Ice – a taste so refreshing you can’t believe someone isn’t kissing you. Pixie Stix – one of the classic foods of america. my favorite flavor’s green. Purgatori – Why is Chaos Comics making candy? Rich milk chocolate with almonds & demon girls wearing the Star of David on the wrapper. Razzles – First it’s a chalky candy a la candy hearts, then it has gum in the center. It’s not too great, but I like the name. Reese’s Nutrageous – you think you’d be okay as long as you didn’t sit on this on a wooden chair, but it’s a little too chocolatey for me. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with the cookie in the bottom – more or less the same as the original except it’s crunchy. Reese’s Pieces – eat a three pound bag for lunch, feel sick for two days. Ricola – I’m not sure if this is a candy, but I dig it. spit it out before you finish it or it makes you feel spacey. Riesens – icky, this is a lot like a tootsie roll. a chocolatey mess that’s too much work to chew. Rocky Mountain Crisp – extra smooth chocolate with crispy rice. Rolo – these are not where it’s at. Russel Stover Candies Pecan Delight – this is way too chocolatey for me, even if it does have cool nuts. Russell Stover’s S’mores – This is not a good thing. Hopefully whoever made these got demoted. Senocot – What the hell? This isn’t candy. Why do they try & get me to put it on my ice cream? Sifer’s Valomilk – I’ve always stayed away from marshmallow cups, I don’t know why. This is nice & light & fluffy with no preservatives, just milk chocolate & marshmallow. Smile! – I know this isn’t really candy, but I had to mention it. Good Humor finally makes the world’s coolest snack. It’s a smiley face on a stick made out of lemon sorbet. S’morsels – milk duds with a more potent core. Smooth ’n’ Melties – I like these little mints, but they’re addictive & easy to get sick on. Snickers – fits all the hype. there’s a reason it’s america’s favorite candy bar. fully endorsed by the Danimal. Snickers Munch – this is it, the legendary chocolate free Snickers. it’s kind of like a less hard & more buttery peanut brittle. Source Vitamin C Sugarless Gum – it opens with a Starburst flavor & turns to orange silly putty. Special features include Nutra Sweet & vitamin C & a cigarette type box to lead kids to smoking. Starburst Jellybeans – just as yummy & addictive as the original starbursts & the ingredients look vegan. Strawberry Quik – eat it raw as a cotton candy substitute. Sunbelt Fudge Dipped Macaroon Chewy Granola Bar – the chocolate isn’t so thick you can’t taste anything else & it’s a beautiful thing to wake up to. Sunset Orchard Butter Toffee Peanuts – what peanut m&m’s were meant to be. candy with nuts, no chocolate. Sweet Escapes Caramel & Peanut Butter Crispy Bar – what would you expect from five grams of fat? thumbs down. Sweethearts – I thought conversation hearts tasted worse than they actually do, but they can still hurt your feelings.... Sweet Tarts – pixie stix dust, now in tablet form. Tang – eaten raw you can burn the inside of your mouth. Three Musketeers – no redeeming qualities what so ever. Tiger’s Milk Peanut Butter Bar – chewy, america’s first nutrition bar. Toffifay – a hazel nut covered with caramel & chocolate; reminiscent of something good, but not quite it & therefore annoying. Too Tarts Cherry Sour Liquid Candy – I like sour candy, but this is too much. It’s almost nauseating. It has a warning on it that it may cause tongue irritation. Too Tart Strawberry Sour Powder – It Looks like a pixie stick gone hard core & it tastes like strawberry Quik. I need to do some research to see if it has the same side effects as those two wonder drugs. Tootsie Flavor Roll Vanilla Twistie – this tastes almost the same as the original & is just as much work to chew which means it isn’t worth your time. Trebors – I like these. they’re these hard candies of various flavors with a chocolatey surprise in the center. Plus they sound like a cross between friendly Hungarians & a Kevin Bacon movie. Trolli Sour Gummi Beans – at first it seems like a normal jelly bean, but then you bite into it & bang zoom it’s a sour flavored gummi treat. Twix – two for you, none for me, thanks. Watermelon Squeeze Pop – this is somewhere between the consistency of honey & toothpaste. it’s phallic & expensive & tastes like bad candy. Werther’s Originals – a candy that fits the pace of my lifestyle. Whatchamacallit – kinda ricey, kinda crispy, kinda rice crispity dipped in chocolate. it had cool commercials back in the eighties. Whitman’s Sampler – classic rich chocolate flavor in the classy box you’ve learned to trust. Winter Clark Bar – pretty butterfingerry with a white chocolate coating. for some reason it made my mouth numb. Xploder – Willy Wonka made a chocolate bar with a twist, they put pop rocks inside. Not a serious candy bar, but an exciting one. Zero – caramel, peanuts, almonds, & white fudge. okay, but not as cool as its name. Zotz Candy
Bomb – a lollipop without a
stick with a sweet tart in the center.
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