kick Vampires asses
I donít understand why so
many people are fascinated by vampires when zombies are around. For one
thing, vampires are immortal & life is fairly boring; zombies only
live 20 years after death, which is long enough to get anything you need
to done. Vampires donít get to go out during the day; but zombies donít
have such limitations, they can do whatever they want whenever they want.
If you become a vampire, you have to be very vain & keep up your appearance;
be a zombie & you never have to comb your hair or bathe again unless
you want to. Vampires drink blood & if youíve ever actually tried to,
you know it makes you vomit when you drink too much; zombies (if they eat)
usually eat human flesh (sometimes brains) which is so tough & chewy
itís very difficult to eat enough to make yourself sick on. Zombies donít
have to be self-aware & conscious unless they eat a lot of salt; vampires
are often portrayed as horribly self-aware & in constant inner torment,
who wants that? Vampires are often connected to satan (who seems excessively
dull) when nobody knows where zombies come from & the most likely answer
is god (remember that dead walking apocalypse thing?), so being a zombie
could make you holy & give you a ticket to heaven. Vampires seem to
be an elitist supericist group that will only let certain "cool" kids in.
Zombies let everybody join & no matter what you used to be they accept
you for what you now are, the living dead. I guess it boils down to the
fact vampires are fascists & Iím not a fascist, while zombies are communists
& I am a communist.