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Attrition interview Asian Candy reviews by M. Foy Tara Vanflower interview Mike VanPortfleet interview How to be a Pseudo-Intellectual |
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Hangout at coffee shops, preferably Starbucks or Caribou |
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Buy a pair of non-prescription lenses if you don’t wear glasses |
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Cut name-brand tags off of your clothing |
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Smoke clove cigarettes or a pipe |
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Take a contra dancing class |
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Learn the difference between coffee types |
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Carry around books written in french |
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Hang Ansel Adams’ prints in living room |
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Wear wool socks with sandals |
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Trade in your book bag for a satchel |
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Use a fake european accent |
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Buy a coffee table Dali book |
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Proclaim yourself agnostic |
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Buy a corduroy jacket with suede elbow patches &/or a beret |
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Flirt with people at the library |
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Hangout at campuses of colleges you’re not attending |
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Buy used books because they look read |
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Run new books through dryer so they look read |
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Listen to NPR to keep informed |
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Use catch phrases in european languages |
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Watch Ally McBeal, The Practice, ER, & X-Files |
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Carry a thesaurus, but keep it hidden |
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Listen to the Cure |
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Buy the best wine available in the grocery store |
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Buy the Twin Peaks box set |
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Say you’re an out of work writer, actor, musician, or all three |
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Get a poem published in the National Library of Poetry |
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Answer all questions with questions, when asked if you’re a buddhist, answer that with a question |
